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09/16/2014 at 17:45 • Filed to: dashcams

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TRAFFIC COPS HATE HIM ***Learn More***

Sorry for the obnoxious BuzzFeed title, I've always wanted to do that. Got it out of my system now. Felt good... not unlike popping bubble wrap.

Carry on, Oppo.


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > PRBot II
09/16/2014 at 17:50

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I've always wanted to get out and do that. Last time I was at a long red light was 30 minutes. Fucking cops down the side street were controlling the light and never let anyone go.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > mcseanerson
09/16/2014 at 17:52

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What a nightmare. I'd cry.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > PRBot II
09/16/2014 at 17:55

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Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > PRBot II
09/16/2014 at 17:57

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Yeah, you couldn't even do a u-turn because they were there watching. What pissed my wife off was we were in the Miata with the top down and no AC in the summer. She hates being seen in the Miata much less being hot in it. To give you an idea my wife's ideal car is a brotruck. An older brotruck but a brotruck nonetheless.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > PS9
09/16/2014 at 17:59

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You'll Never Believe What Song I'll Have Stuck In My Head For The Rest Of The Day! ***EARWORMS HATE THIS***


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > mcseanerson
09/16/2014 at 18:04

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A woman who doesn't like Miatas... and prefers brotrucks. That's it. There's no reason to post to Oppo anymore. Everything that can happen has happened.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > PRBot II
09/16/2014 at 18:10

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Dude, I can't stop laughing. Women like to feel big and powerful, it's why they like SUVs and a brotruck is the ultimate expression of that. Meanwhile I'm a big dude and all I wanna do is pretend I'm small and agile.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > mcseanerson
09/16/2014 at 18:13

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Your wife is a man?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > PRBot II
09/16/2014 at 18:16

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Ehhhh it's not that impossible. I see tons of women driving brotrucks down here in Florida. There's one in my neighborhood that has a lifted gold excursion rolling on 30s.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > mcseanerson
09/16/2014 at 18:18

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Women like to feel big and powerful, it's why they like SUVs and a brotruck is the ultimate expression of that. Meanwhile I'm a big dude and all I wanna do is pretend I'm small and agile.

Forget climbing mountains in Tahiti. These two sentences have more wisdom than anything else anywhere ever.


Kinja'd!!! BZiel > PRBot II
09/16/2014 at 18:19

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You should try playing "Red Man, Green Man" in Germany on the stop lights...even as a pedestrian.

It's insane how traffic light timing works here.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > PS9
09/16/2014 at 18:22

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Where I am in Longwood, I see it a lot too. But I've been wanting to use the "no more reason to post to Oppo" line for a little while now.

10/10, would comment again.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Nibby
09/16/2014 at 18:24

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No.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > PRBot II
09/16/2014 at 18:29

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How many florida jalops do we have on here?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > mcseanerson
09/16/2014 at 18:30

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Have had that happen before. And the police wonder why no one really respects them.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > PS9
09/16/2014 at 18:43

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I've seen a few come and go.

Driftdog was from the Orlando area, but I haven't seen him around lately. There was another who drives a Challenger in the Miami area. I forget his name.

JQJ213 lives in Venice... he's still a regular here. His Publix shopping cart review was fantastic.

I split half my time between FL and CT. I've been in CT for the past week for family obligations, but I'll be back down in a few days.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PRBot II
09/16/2014 at 18:53

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I cant say that I havent done that


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/16/2014 at 18:57

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Did it work as well as this? It's tempting...


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PRBot II
09/16/2014 at 18:58

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Actually yes, You just have to be quick


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > PRBot II
09/16/2014 at 19:44

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That laugh is priceless.


Kinja'd!!! Dead_Elvis, Inc. > PRBot II
09/17/2014 at 00:43

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Climbing mountains in Tahiti? Screw that, I'm there for the beach.

Tibet, however....


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Dead_Elvis, Inc.
09/17/2014 at 00:54

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Kinja'd!!! Kylemaro > mcseanerson
09/17/2014 at 02:07

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not giving you life advice but if i was it'd rhyme with "the force"


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > PRBot II
09/17/2014 at 03:19

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That laugh is so satisfying. I think I would sound the same way.


Kinja'd!!! mkygod > Alex B
09/17/2014 at 08:31

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I was gonna post the same thing. It's worth the watch alone.


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > PRBot II
09/17/2014 at 19:47

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when I was stationed in Germany we had an intersection that would never "feel" a regular car - the Army drove MRAPs and other trucks over it so much that it wouldn't sense a car anymore. It would always turn green when you were 5 feet away from your car to hit the walk button.